so i was tagged by jeffrey to list 5 lame things that i love. i thought and thought about it and it never occurred to me that i may love something that’s lame. but, i’m sure the things i’m about to list could be considered quite lame by my readers so, in no particular order. . .

5. the trans-siberian orchestra. no wait, this is better.

4. weird al. man, it’s getting ugly.

3. political candidates leaving office

2. belt buckles in the shape of electric guitars or with mexican skeletons (i actually own one of each of those).

1. steven seagal or better yet steven seagal playing electric guitar or better yet steven seagal doin’ the dew.