christopher koelle, or “chris,” as his close friends call him, has a fine piece of art-parrel for sale right this very moment at teefury.com. but you must hurry if you want one of your very own. for you see, at the time of this posting, there are only 14:52:59 left before the t-shirt is no longer available, and the link above will no longer link to chris’ tee, but to some, no doubt, much less dashingly handsome artist’s work (dashingly handsome, in this case, modifying the possessive noun “artist’s,” not the noun “work”). so no procrastinating on this one.